What's that you're saying?...thousands of children starving to death...forty years of occupation in Palestine, gee...kids dying of preventable diseases and lack of clean water in Kenya...global warming will drown some people in the Pacific...women raped and mutilated in the Sudan...more than a million civilians killed in Iraq, wow...strong chance of nuclear war in Iran...a staph infection occurring among homosexuals...Bush might declare martial law...bird flu on the rise, well, I'll be...the Arctic icecap is melting, peak oil has come...Jesus Christ, what a stupid little strumpet! I said you're a swell bit'o crumpet!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! Wall Street is down again and the price of gas is going through the roof! Last time I filled my, er, our boat it cost a fortune and the insurance on the Rolls keeps rising. Get your bloody priorities right!