Saturday, March 31, 2007

WHAT IS DUMB, GREEDY AND LOVES VIOLENCE?


Dear Friends, look carefully at this photograph then try to answer the question posed by the title. You can get help if you need it.

Hint 1: Women are good at these quizzes but avoid Margaret Thatcher types!

Hint 2: The answer is not to be found in wildlife or gardening books though it could be argued it should be!

Hint 3: Mars or Venus might or might not be involved in the answer!

Hint 4: Animal, vegetable and/or mineral could be a component of the solution (especially the first two which are often interchangeable depending whether or not alcohol and/or television are involved).

Hint 5: The form of life involved has an insatiable organ which cares little about whether it is involved in the work nature intended for it but seems to work on the basis that any (and I mean 'any') port in a storm will do.

Hint 6: The creature involved has absolutely no capacity to learn from its mistakes, is infinitely avaricious, thinks fidelity is something to do with sound, and is generally insensitive, coarse and bloodthirsty.

Good luck. It's a hard question I know. But what to do about the ridiculous, hopeless, endlessly destructive creature is a far more difficult question.

11 comments:

Naj said...

G W B U S H

Daniel said...

I used the word Dumb not Retarded, Naj!

Damian Zerek said...

I will take a wild stab at this question and say the human race.

Daniel said...

You're getting warm, Damian!

Mary Walsh said...

Man.......glorious loveable man in full battle gear...who won't let women take their rightful place in world politics for fear of learning that talking and networking and consensus works far more efficiently than war machines.

But a tongue "talking" and teasing through differences, does not earn the vested interests millions of dollars in Arms Sales...

And there you have your answer...

Man....

(but some of them I can love regardless..They're not all bad my friend.....

Mary Walsh

Daniel said...

Not all bad, you say, Mary. Mmmmmmmm. But given the 'right' circumstances...?

Playful Pete said...

I'll take a punt:

It's the rare breed of deformed, apocalyptic lunatics known as Ahmadinejad Arseholinas.

Daniel said...

Ah, Pete, could I suggest that you change your name to Predictable Pete!

Here we are on the verge of WW3 and you still can't identify the true enemy. Perhaps when the nukes start falling you may be struck with a flash of rare insight.

Cheers!

Playful Pete said...

Okay, hang in there, we'll see who drops it first.

Damian Zerek said...

Ummmm.... If the Human Race is close to the answer then I will elaborate by saying Fundamentalists, Capitalists etc.?

Daniel said...

We won't have to wait very long, Pete!

Damian, the male human being is a pathetic creature with few exceptions. If one is a male AND a fundamentalist, religious fanatic, capitalist, militarist, etc, then the situation is made much worse, the consequences more dire.

Cheers!

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