After forty years of countless hollow victories, Abbas and Haniyeh celebrate another one, this time the forming of a unity government. Already the
The moral of the story is: all ye who are invaded and occupied, give up all thoughts and actions of resistance. Then, after we've occupied you for an indeterminate period of time (which we unilaterally decide and it could be years or decades), if you say you love us and forgive us for our brutality and oppression and killing and destruction, we might, just possibly, there's a slight chance of, don't get your hopes up mind you, we could, it's not guaranteed remember, allow you to have your own country as long as you don't mind that we keep most of it, and that we set all the peace terms, and that you agree that, from the air, the sea and the land, we still continue to control your bastardised, inferior, non-sovereign land.
Sounds fair, doesn't it?
P.S. Friends, forgive me for this little slip. It's hard for me to sit on the sidelines thinking about personal peace while such terrible injustices are going on. However I must try! Now where was I? Oh, yes: humans are good, humans are good, humans...