Photo: thanks to Written Rebellion.
Well, folks, despite losing both Houses, Emperor George has spoken. From his vacant simian face came a tumult of words which, condensed, could be summarised by one word: ESCALATION!
The cowardly retard, who avoided active duty in Vietnam, is really enjoying playing with his antique lead toy soldiers, moving them around, feeling THE POWER, using THE POWER. He's convinced that war is the answer! The sharemarket booms in encouragement!
The rest of the day he attends briefings where decorated, uniformed generals and admirals (who think he's the village idiot) grovel and scrape and nod. He entertains foreign leaders (who think he's the village idiot - but not our John, Tony or Olmert). He gives radio addresses, prays, and plays with his dog (who knows he's the village idiot). He runs the biggest farce in the world from the White House. Shame there are so few laughs and so many dead and injured civilians in other countries with lots more to join them soon.
Iran and Syria have been given notice that they will be attacked. More U.S. killers (called marines) are going to what's left of Iraq to wreak even more destruction with their missile launchers and tanks and helicopters and bombers. This is in spite of the fact that terrorists can't be beaten by a traditional army (remember Vietnam, Northern Ireland, George?).
The puppet government of Maliki is to be further propped up, control of the oil-rich Middle East remains the main game in town as well as continuation of the blind, immoral support of the brutal, imperialistic Israeli regime. That loud gnashing you can hear is my teeth! They imagine they are sunk into George's throat.
The only tangible result of Bush's new vision, part 23? The further alienation of the whole of the Muslim World and another giant step closer to the War To End All Wars (because there'll be nothing left of our planet or us)!
Good one, George! Perhaps you'll get lead poisoning soon. We can but hope.
UPDATE: John Howard agrees with George Bush and his ESCALATION! It's incredible! Can you believe it? Our independently-minded Prime Minister finally falls into line. Like Humpty Dumpty, I'm shattered! I may not recover.