Friends, roll up, roll up, it's the Seeking Utopia 'competition of the year'! All you have to do is to nominate which of the three life forms in the above photograph is a turkey (and I mean a real bloody turkey)!
Now I realize that it's a very difficult task that I've set but then life wasn't meant to be easy. And after all, this blog is for thinking people and I know this competition will sort out who the pretenders are. And what is the prize the more mercenary of you ask? Free life membership of Seeking Utopia that's what!
Look, I know you are overcome by my generosity, kind of choked up, but it's part of my nature I guess. I was going to offer a three month, round-the-world trip for two with all expenses paid but I knew you'd truly value life membership of this priceless (some might say prizeless) blog more.
Besides, because of the turkey, the world mightn't be here in three months! There'd be nothing worse than being poised to dive into the beautiful waters of the Mediterranean when suddenly you are vaporized by an errant nuclear weapon meant for Iran. Or touring through the Swiss Alps enjoying the breathtaking scenery when suddenly, KABOOM, the place looks like a badly neglected billiard table in need of some Haliburton care (Onya, Dick). See how thoughtful I am! Modest too.
You can enter my competition as many times as you like but the Judge's decision is final!