Thursday, August 16, 2007

ANIMALS ARE DUMBSTRUCK!


Dear Friends, these poor animals called reindeer (you know, the ones who periodically associate with Santa) have been subjected to what I would call inhumane treatment.

Being interviewed on CNN, they were asked by a good looking reporter known as Kathy Bloodhound whether or not they thought humans were intelligent. For several minutes they just stood there motionless, apparently stunned, unable to believe their furry ears.

Of course, while waiting for the interview, they had watched some earlier reports from the large network on a small television set: seen things like the killing of 500 people in the north of Iraq, the mass hysteria caused by the plummet of Wall Street, the negative effects of global warming, the mediocre parade of clowns lining up to be President of the U.S., the killing of several Palestinians by an Israeli missile, the proposed sale of uranium by Australia to India, the deforestation of the world, etc.

Finally the reporter, angered by their continuing silence, asked again in an 'I'll stand for no nonsense' voice, "Do you think human beings are intelligent?" Her fingers drummed on the microphone like the beat of a war drum.

In reply the mother passed wind LOUDLY and, with her calf, trotted off into the snow-covered, peace-filled forest glad that, for a while, it still existed.

7 comments:

bluegrrrrl said...

Daniel--LMAO!!

Further proof that animals are often smarter than humans...

I would definitely post this in our forums...

It's a little short for a front page post...would you want to expand it into something a little longer?

Let me know!

MarcLord said...

Daniel,

I didn't know you had one eye. Do you get to wear a patch?

Daniel said...

Not only a patch, Marc, but I have a parrot on my shoulder AND an earring!

Lil Sparrow said...

Bwa hahahahahahaha.

And an excellent righteous response it was!

tee hee heee!

LS

Nancy said...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr. Beware the Black Spot!

Kvatch said...

Being interviewed on CNN, they were asked by a good looking reporter known as Kathy Bloodhound whether or not they thought humans were intelligent. For several minutes they just stood there motionless, apparently stunned...

... "Naw," said one of the reindeer, "...they're dumb as rabbits. I mean...look at how fast they breed."

DetainThis said...

lol

Great post. "Kathy Bloodhound" lmao. The best part is the end, where they just ignore her and walk away. It'd be nice if people just ignored mainstream news the way reindeer do.

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